Real Users are afraid they’ll break the machine – but they’re never afraid to break your face.
Real Users find the one combination of bizarre input values that shuts down the system for days.
Real Users hate Real Programmers.
Real Programmers don’t hate Real Users. Real Programmers merely consider Real Users totally irrelevant.
Real Users know your home telephone number.
Real Users never know what they want, but they always know when your program doesn’t deliver it.
Real Users never use the Help key.